Bradyn: I mean, she literally has the cleanest hands.
Remy: Liz just cleaned out the van for FUN.
Me: Germaphobes are, like, the best people to share germs with, if you have to share germs at all.
By the way, I’m Liz. 👋 It’s a nickname.
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